There is nothing more fucking annoying than classes who have NO BSN using a sniper rifle using one.

If you are not a

or at least a

PUT IT AWAY

I’m sick of having to save Adepts and Engineers who use sniper rifles because when people get up close on their asses they get bitch slapped without heavy pistols or shotguns. Those classes favor those heavy duty weapons FOR A REASON.

They don’t have the cloak/tech armor to give them time to aim without getting shot to hell either. JUST STOPPPP, PLAY A SNIPER RIFLE USING CLASS IF YOU WANT IT SO MUCH.

Now if you are a vanguard and I see you using that shit I will let you die :|

No.

No.

Vanguard uses shotgun. NOTHING ELSE!!!111

pancakesinspace:

Human classes are complete.  I hope you’re happy.

EDIT: Misspelled “dakka.”  Everyone, I’m sorry.

pancakesinspace:

I’m sorry.  I had to.

pancakesinspace:

Bad news: I made more.

“High risk” quote thanks to justedi of tumblr.

Two WORSE annoyance I find in ME3 multiplayer groups

1. Groups who spread all out and don’t revive people. 90% of the time when I’m in a group like that? Everyone gets fucking downed until one poor bastard is left trying to do it himself and then we all get down’d and NO exp.

2. When I get a group that sticks together, meets back at a base point after each wave and actually WORKS TOGETHER…..then the server drops us and we lose all our exp. :|

I’m not even kidding about number one. Every group I’ve been in where people watch each others backs and don’t go running like one man armies (Vanguards excluded, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT) are the ones that ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS make it through every wave.

The ones with the guys who just take off and don’t res always fail :/

So obnoxious especially after you were even useful and res’d them. Most of my trophies are in kill assists, because I mostly just spend my time taking down shields and weakening people for the others. LOOOOVE working with infiltrators and sentinels/engineers. Fucking infiltrators just BACK STAB EVERYTHING and go invisible and res people. Sentinels/engineers take out shit long distance while I bitch slap them with a shotgun.

Beautiful.

My ME3 multiplayer Vanguard strategy

Charge > Shotgun bukkake > Nova > moar shotgun bukkake/melee attacks until biotics recharge > repeat until dead > wait to be res’d > continue cycle from beginning

I fucking love Centurion’s. They are like the Krogan’s of cerberus. I see those bitches and I’m just like 8DDDDDDDDD

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

SHIELDS ARE STILL UP? FUCK YO SHIELDS.

God if I wasn’t worried I’d get in trouble for having an inappropriate username for ME3 it would be “shotgunbukkake”

VANGUARD FOR LIFE
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