pancakesinspace:

I’m sorry.  I had to.

pancakesinspace:

Bad news: I made more.

“High risk” quote thanks to justedi of tumblr.

My ME3 multiplayer Vanguard strategy

Charge > Shotgun bukkake > Nova > moar shotgun bukkake/melee attacks until biotics recharge > repeat until dead > wait to be res’d > continue cycle from beginning

I fucking love Centurion’s. They are like the Krogan’s of cerberus. I see those bitches and I’m just like 8DDDDDDDDD

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

SHIELDS ARE STILL UP? FUCK YO SHIELDS.

aznsoisauce:

Anon is looking out for you dumb shits Vanguard newbies!

God if I wasn’t worried I’d get in trouble for having an inappropriate username for ME3 it would be “shotgunbukkake”

VANGUARD FOR LIFE